[MYL] Prompt 26.2 "Things You Try to Ignore..." and Prompt 27.1 "Warnings"

Jun 11, 2008 00:32

A list of things I try to ignore…

-My partner. That includes just about everything he says or does.

-Tonya, this girl who’s been working at the Dunkin’ near my mom’s on Eddy Street in Providence since high school. She still works there and doesn’t shut up whenever I go in.

-My neighbors upstairs who have like four kids who scream all the time.

-The old lady downstairs, who is kind of deaf so she blares her TV wicked loud. It wouldn’t be so bad if she wouldn’t keep falling asleep to it and leaving it on all night (yeah my building sucks and the walls are like paper… though the ProJo may be more soundproof).

-When my shoulder pops out and bugs me wicked bad. It's from when I dislocated it, back when I played soccer at RIC.

-When Mary Beth starts talking about what a good idea meeting my dad might be.

-That smell in the 1-3… Puts the C-6 in Boston to shame.

A list of warnings…

-Never wear a Sox hat in the city. Especially on the 1 train. Especially right after a Yankees game ends.

-If you give a girl your number, and go home with her, she’ll call you. If you don’t want this, watch out.

-Never try to drink an entire case of 16 oz. ‘Gansetts in a night. The 20 bucks and your pride aren’t worth it.

-Don't listen to Vinny Russo. You'll probably end up in jail.

-Don’t wear orange in Southie. Especially on St. Paddy’s. Got stuck breaking up those fights ass kickings my first year on patrol. Not pretty.

-Never trust a junkie. Even if it's your own mother.

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