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[wichita_kansas]

[Infirmary Wardens Filter]

I'd like for Sirius to be able to assist in the infirmary under the care of Martha Snape-Jones if she would agree to such an arrangement. Her knowledge of his world and empathetic ear is something I believe Sirius would benefit from -- as long as that's not asking too much of you, Martha, and as long as he agrees to.

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[breakmychest]

What's Z-Day?

And I'm Spike. I don't think we've talked much.

[wichita_kansas]

It's the day I woke up and my roommate was half-stuck in my door from having tried to break it down in her zombified rage.

Hi Spike. Vampire, right?

[breakmychest]

Ah, Zombie-day. Can't say I envy you there. Haven't come up across that many zombies myself, but they're nasty buggers.

That's me, yeah.

[wichita_kansas]

Yeah. I still have my own set of issues about vampires. I'm sure you get that a lot.

[breakmychest]

It's not the first time I've heard it.

I don't eat people. And I've got a soul. I've saved the world a good half dozen times or so, and I spend my nights back home beating up the uglies that want to hurt people. That help at all?

[wichita_kansas]

Sure, yeah. Half of it doesn't make sense -- souls are real things? -- but I think I can deal.

So what do you eat in place of people? Now that I think about it, I have met you before, once. Smooth talker.

[breakmychest]

Animal blood. But I don't think I'll ever be able to go vegan, so PETA and their supporters can bite me. And yeah, they really are.

...sorry, can't say I remember.

[wichita_kansas]

It happens. It wasn't anything particularly meaningful, anyway.

Does that have any negative consequences on your physiology?

[breakmychest]

Doesn't taste as good. But besides that, not really.

[wichita_kansas]

Can you eat normal food to break the monotony?

[breakmychest]

Can and do. Sometimes I mix 'em. You know, spices and crackers in blood. That sort of thing.

[wichita_kansas]

I have a soft spot for blood sausage. There, common factors. I'm really trying here, okay? Even though most of this conversation has largely grossed me out.

[breakmychest]

Yeah, I get that a lot.

[wichita_kansas]

I bet you get all kinds of freaky ladies with that strong and silent vampire thing.

[breakmychest]

"Strong and silent?" Who have you been talking to? Can't have been me, I don't really shut up.

[wichita_kansas]

I just assumed you were a moody prick with a woeful curse. We've only had a few conversations, and you've never been in the best mood.