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I considered joining this morning's asshole brigade a la Judas Iscariot, but I opted for something a little more fitting of my new, rugged look. How fun is it not to be the target of constant vitriol from men and women who think misogyny is cool?
It's been a really great run so far. I can open pickle jars and jump over chairs with little incident. Otherwise, everything's mostly stayed the same, and I'm feeling just peachy.
If I could take this body to Zombieland, I bet I'd be a lot more efficient, too.
[Private to Rex]
Dancing?
[Private to Hayley]
Everything okay over there? Any signs of puberty on the horizon?
It's been a really great run so far. I can open pickle jars and jump over chairs with little incident. Otherwise, everything's mostly stayed the same, and I'm feeling just peachy.
If I could take this body to Zombieland, I bet I'd be a lot more efficient, too.
[Private to Rex]
Dancing?
[Private to Hayley]
Everything okay over there? Any signs of puberty on the horizon?