In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Learn to eat fire.
Get your resolution here In my boredom, I went back and clicked the link about 10 times... My other results were:
Start smoking.
Become a slut. (Got that one twice.. Hm...)
Have a sex change operation.
Get all my belongings repossessed by the government.
Make the FBIs most wanted list.
Teach my dog to fly.
Drink more beer.
Too funny!