Things That Guys Should ALWAYS Remember....
Found this at: http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=2743&SectionID=11
While I don't agree with all of the stuff at the site, I do agree with the stuff I put below because it's so true... too bad most guys don't use the common sense the Gods gave them to remember it...
A. For every hot chick out there who you would give anything to fuck, there's a guy out there who's tired of putting up with her bullshit.
B. If you have a girlfriend - When you're jacking off, don't fantasize about anyone but her. Because one night you're going to be fucking her and you're going to get caught up in the moment then you're going to call her the name of the girl you jack off to.
C. If you meet the woman of your dreams and she fucks you the first night you meet her and she lets you stick your finger in her ass, trust me- she's not the woman of your dreams.
D. If your girlfriend suddenly starts hanging out with her "long lost" best friend, alone, a lot, and she never invites you out with the two of them and he's a guy - she's cheating on you.
(oh.. and it works when the roles are reversed for D... if your boyfriend starts hanging out with a long lost -female- friend and never invites you to go along - he's cheating on you!)
Oh yea... and one of my own... if he's on his computer and he seems to always (coincidentally) be minimizing or closing windows down every time you walk in the room/walk by him, its not a coincidence...he's hiding something. There's no such thing as THAT high a rate of coincidence. It's intentional. When he comes over to check on what you're doing, its so that you can't go check on him. Again, it's not coincidence... it's intentional.
Just a few of the life lessons I happen to agree with, from my own life lessons....
While I don't agree with all of the stuff at the site, I do agree with the stuff I put below because it's so true... too bad most guys don't use the common sense the Gods gave them to remember it...
A. For every hot chick out there who you would give anything to fuck, there's a guy out there who's tired of putting up with her bullshit.
B. If you have a girlfriend - When you're jacking off, don't fantasize about anyone but her. Because one night you're going to be fucking her and you're going to get caught up in the moment then you're going to call her the name of the girl you jack off to.
C. If you meet the woman of your dreams and she fucks you the first night you meet her and she lets you stick your finger in her ass, trust me- she's not the woman of your dreams.
D. If your girlfriend suddenly starts hanging out with her "long lost" best friend, alone, a lot, and she never invites you out with the two of them and he's a guy - she's cheating on you.
(oh.. and it works when the roles are reversed for D... if your boyfriend starts hanging out with a long lost -female- friend and never invites you to go along - he's cheating on you!)
Oh yea... and one of my own... if he's on his computer and he seems to always (coincidentally) be minimizing or closing windows down every time you walk in the room/walk by him, its not a coincidence...he's hiding something. There's no such thing as THAT high a rate of coincidence. It's intentional. When he comes over to check on what you're doing, its so that you can't go check on him. Again, it's not coincidence... it's intentional.
Just a few of the life lessons I happen to agree with, from my own life lessons....