Sep 30, 2007 02:50
I was laughing so much today XD
This moment was priceless. I mean, it was like, America's Funniest Home Video priceless XDD Okay, my chihuahua, Belle, ALWAYS is biting and pulling and chewing on our other dog's, Pepper, hair (I mean, Belle coughs up hairballs and Pepper is going bald around her neck it's so bad XD). So, anyway, we're always looking over at her and telling her to stop.
Well, it was nothing new today as my dad and I are watching TV before I have to go to work. The dogs are in the chair with Belle chewing on Pepper, so my dad looks over, "Belle, knock it off, would you?"
*starts.. to giggle madly as she remembers* I swear to god.. Belle just looks up, tail wagging, and does this little playful growly noise like a 2 year old talking back to a parent by saying 'No, I don't want to!'
It was fucking HYSTERICAL because she's never done that before. Even my dad couldn't help chuckling as he keeps talking to the dog, "Don't you back-sass me you little shit." XDDDDDDD
Oh lordy.. okay, calmed down again XD
They other thing was at work. Our last Teppen Yaki table for the night was a bachelorette party and, good lord.. those girls were rowdy and drunk and naughty XD They had the whole room to themselves at least because they had inflatable penises laying on the floor XDD But then they start asking our guy workers for lap dances XDDDD
Oh god.. but the funniest part was that they begged our busser to come in the back and do a little strip tease for them XDD Of course, he's turning BRIGHT red and I'm giggling like an idiot because they go for the barely legal guy in there XD I mean, he's barely turned 18! He's the youngest one we have working in there.
But.. he does it XDDD They turn down the lights and the party was playing some techno music in the back and the farthest he got was getting bare-chested XD He had this silly grin on his face when he was buttoning his shirt up in the kitchen (like a little virgin finally getting laid for the first time XDDD) and we all kept giving him a hard time about it *cackles* I even wrote on the tip-out envelope: Andrew the Stripper XDD
And now.. back to homework X.x