Dear World

[whytebyrd]

No, I am NOT pregnant and no, I've NEVER had children. What the fuck kind of question is that? I don't even ask obviously pregnant women if they or pregnant or when they are due. Just because someone has a slight belly doesn't mean there's an embryo in there. I'm fucking bottom heavy and there's not much I can do about it. No matter how much I exercise or how much rabbit food I consume I will always have big hips, thighs, and a pot belly. The next time you ask me if I'm pregnant I will simply reply, "no, but apparently I'm a fat ass" just to watch you squirm.

Best regards,
H.

>:P