BLAME UNCLE BILLY

[whysyn]

Interesting observation from "Have Coffee Will Write" by way of "BFD":

Let’s see if I understand how the world works lately:

• If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the deli.
  
• If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, Your family blames the tobacco company.
  
• If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.
  
• If your grandchildren are brats without manners, You blame television.
  
• If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.
  
• And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to blame Bill Gates