*cracks knuckles* This may not be exactly what you asked for, so I'll try to come back and do and new one, but here's what first popped into my head.
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The long haired Tyki had Road tucked safely under his arm--not that that she needed him carrying her to safety, but she was a bit too preoccupied with laughing uncontrollably to be bothered by trivial things like walking on her own. Or in this case, running. Besides, that's what Tykis were for, right? And the other Tyki was too busy holding onto the brim of his hat to keep it from flying off as he ran, to hold her. His cane was tucked neatly beneath his other arm, and just beneath his hat, not quite hidden, lurked own smile of slightly psychotic enjoyment.
Behind them Devit's voice, shouted. "Hey, wait up you assholes! Fucking bastards, don't just decide shit on your own!"
"Assholes, hee!"
An explosion deafened them all for a moment, the heat and pressure of it sending them all forward a bit as they ran. Too close for comfort.
"Fuck!"
"Hee!" The alarmed voices of the twins were still healthy and close, if pissed off, so the first Tyki didn't bother to look behind and check on them. Road went off in another laughing fit. The second Tyki, still doggedly holding onto his top hat, glanced a look behind, expression clearly indicating he hadn't had this much fun in years.
Sirens wailed and the long-haired man kicked down a door in their way and charged outside. It wasn't until they were a reasonably safe distance that he dropped to the ground on his butt and half rolled over, adjusting Road as he did, to survey the damage.
That town would really never be the same. The local law enforcement were currently busy with damage control, but it wouldn't be long before they were in pursuit of the perpetrators. For the moment Tyki surveyed their handiwork as the other man came to a stop beside him and turned around to admire the same view of destruction.
Road crawled out of the first man's lap and onto the back of the second, leaning her sharp chin on his shoulder and looking out at the scene with the smile of the cat who ate the canary.
"My my, you do know how to show a man a good time." The man in the top hat remarked, still grinning too wide, eyes dancing with mayhem, riveted to the not so distant destruction.
"You did ask me to." The first Tyki said with feigned innocence.
The other man laughed, and then the twins caught up.
"You assholes!" Devit screamed, enraged. "You fucking retarded whores, what part of don't press the red button is too complicated for your tiny brains?!"
"Red button! Hee!" Jasdero exclaimed.
"But it was just sitting there." The first Tyki said. "Unguarded." The second commented. "Waiting to be pushed." they finished together, and smirked as an explosion punctuated the sentence.
Devit sputtered incoherently in rage, and Road started laughing again. The two men shared a look, the long haired one raising an eyebrow, the older one in the top hat grinning just a little wider. Agreeing on something.
Road stopped laughing abruptly and fixed the men with wide, pleading eyes. "Tyki?" It was directed at both or either. "Can we do that again?"
Oh my lord. What I love about this is that I can surmise about forty different ways as to how this all ended. It was awesome! And Solo and Cardio finishing each other's sentence was awesome, too.
/a-also. Sob. I'm picking up Alex. I-in case you're wondering who the hell this is.
Pfffft this is amazing. Dear God Tyki, Devit is the voice of reason in this scenario XD Clearly there should be a big red button post in the Dressing Room.
Why do our conversations always result in bad touch? This seems to be an ongoing theme.
I can save the big red button post until you get off your hiatus, it will give me time to come up with various ideas for what it can do =|a How is life btw? Still killing you?
*katamaris along* I'm glad it made you laugh! I was grinning while writing it. I love shenanigans, though come to think of it I still know NOTHING about Barsburg. I need to read/watch that canon some day.
Leeiiiiif. Said in the tone of Darth Vader at the end of the most recent movie. With all the campiness, of course, minus the emo.
I laughed so hard when I read this. I'm glad that even after everything they will always have their priorities straight. "One building lit on fire." "Check." And Devit, Jasdero and Road with all their quirks were punctuated perfectly. And I'll have to agree with Cas with finishing each others sentences. Well done. I give it at 10/10.
I'm really glad you laughed! I really do think they'd have a check list of just random shit they decided on while drunk one night and added to as they felt like it, but it wouldn't have any agenda order. Just whatever happened to be the first thing convenient would be the first thing crossed off the list.
And I think "Get drunk surrounded by beautiful women on a tropical beach." appears at least six separate times on the list. Because it's something you just can't check off only once.
I'm glad the finishing sentences went over well, as that was the part I was most iffy about, but it kind of comes off as them mocking the twins and being in synch, so, glad it was liked. That icon is also exactly the one I was thinking of for Solo's expression running from/watching the fire.
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The long haired Tyki had Road tucked safely under his arm--not that that she needed him carrying her to safety, but she was a bit too preoccupied with laughing uncontrollably to be bothered by trivial things like walking on her own. Or in this case, running. Besides, that's what Tykis were for, right? And the other Tyki was too busy holding onto the brim of his hat to keep it from flying off as he ran, to hold her. His cane was tucked neatly beneath his other arm, and just beneath his hat, not quite hidden, lurked own smile of slightly psychotic enjoyment.
Behind them Devit's voice, shouted. "Hey, wait up you assholes! Fucking bastards, don't just decide shit on your own!"
"Assholes, hee!"
An explosion deafened them all for a moment, the heat and pressure of it sending them all forward a bit as they ran. Too close for comfort.
"Fuck!"
"Hee!" The alarmed voices of the twins were still healthy and close, if pissed off, so the first Tyki didn't bother to look behind and check on them. Road went off in another laughing fit. The second Tyki, still doggedly holding onto his top hat, glanced a look behind, expression clearly indicating he hadn't had this much fun in years.
Sirens wailed and the long-haired man kicked down a door in their way and charged outside. It wasn't until they were a reasonably safe distance that he dropped to the ground on his butt and half rolled over, adjusting Road as he did, to survey the damage.
That town would really never be the same. The local law enforcement were currently busy with damage control, but it wouldn't be long before they were in pursuit of the perpetrators. For the moment Tyki surveyed their handiwork as the other man came to a stop beside him and turned around to admire the same view of destruction.
Road crawled out of the first man's lap and onto the back of the second, leaning her sharp chin on his shoulder and looking out at the scene with the smile of the cat who ate the canary.
"My my, you do know how to show a man a good time." The man in the top hat remarked, still grinning too wide, eyes dancing with mayhem, riveted to the not so distant destruction.
"You did ask me to." The first Tyki said with feigned innocence.
The other man laughed, and then the twins caught up.
"You assholes!" Devit screamed, enraged. "You fucking retarded whores, what part of don't press the red button is too complicated for your tiny brains?!"
"Red button! Hee!" Jasdero exclaimed.
"But it was just sitting there." The first Tyki said. "Unguarded." The second commented. "Waiting to be pushed." they finished together, and smirked as an explosion punctuated the sentence.
Devit sputtered incoherently in rage, and Road started laughing again. The two men shared a look, the long haired one raising an eyebrow, the older one in the top hat grinning just a little wider. Agreeing on something.
Road stopped laughing abruptly and fixed the men with wide, pleading eyes. "Tyki?" It was directed at both or either. "Can we do that again?"
"Of course my dear."
"If you insist."
"Argh!" Was Devit's contribution.
"Hee!"
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Oh my lord. What I love about this is that I can surmise about forty different ways as to how this all ended. It was awesome! And Solo and Cardio finishing each other's sentence was awesome, too.
/a-also. Sob. I'm picking up Alex. I-in case you're wondering who the hell this is.
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I'm toying around with another drabble, but I may or may not get it written. I'm a bit out of practice with everyone by now T_T
/reaches/ Miss you babe and so sorry for disappearing.
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As long as you're having fun writing it though, that's what matters. Not that I could tell if you are out of practice or not.
/snugs Miss you too, lovely~ Hey, it's okay. Life happens. Just means I'll have to troll you later >D - o-out of love, of course.
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Pfffft this is amazing. Dear God Tyki, Devit is the voice of reason in this scenario XD Clearly there should be a big red button post in the Dressing Room.
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You know Devit's only bitching because he didn't get to press the big red button first.
Also I endorse a big red button post. I may even drag myself temporarily out of hiatus for it, but I make no promises.
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I can save the big red button post until you get off your hiatus, it will give me time to come up with various ideas for what it can do =|a How is life btw? Still killing you?
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I laughed so hard when I read this. I'm glad that even after everything they will always have their priorities straight. "One building lit on fire." "Check." And Devit, Jasdero and Road with all their quirks were punctuated perfectly. And I'll have to agree with Cas with finishing each others sentences. Well done. I give it at 10/10.
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I'm really glad you laughed! I really do think they'd have a check list of just random shit they decided on while drunk one night and added to as they felt like it, but it wouldn't have any agenda order. Just whatever happened to be the first thing convenient would be the first thing crossed off the list.
And I think "Get drunk surrounded by beautiful women on a tropical beach." appears at least six separate times on the list. Because it's something you just can't check off only once.
I'm glad the finishing sentences went over well, as that was the part I was most iffy about, but it kind of comes off as them mocking the twins and being in synch, so, glad it was liked. That icon is also exactly the one I was thinking of for Solo's expression running from/watching the fire.
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I'm sure Cardio and Solo will have to make a list for things they do to people who assume they're twins.
Also, I endorse the idea of a giant red button post. Even better if it doesn't do anything and there's another post later where it does do things. XD
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