silly affirmations
If the shoe fits - buy one in every color.
Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here..
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.
When life gives you lemons - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
Remember every good looking, sweet, single male is someones ex-boyfriend!
Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here..
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.
When life gives you lemons - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
Remember every good looking, sweet, single male is someones ex-boyfriend!