EBC Evening Report
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the nightly news.
The President endured another round of questions from the Republican Review Committee. The topic in question was the unlawful, unethical, and unauthorized use of Republican Special Forces against as yet unspecified targets.
As the Republic is not now in a state of war, it is, as outlined in the Republican constitution, illegal to deploy, mobilize, or in any way engage in military actions, except for ceremonial duties.
A government whistleblower allerted the Republican Senate of possible alleged misuse of Republican Special Forces. The President and many high-ranking government and military officials have disavowed any knowledge of any unauthorized operations.
Investigations will continue throughout the next month.
And that's the news for tonight. Don't forget to tune in tomorrow night for the latest news of the Republic, same time, same network: "It's the E, E, EBC - Eddie Broadcasting Corporation"
The President endured another round of questions from the Republican Review Committee. The topic in question was the unlawful, unethical, and unauthorized use of Republican Special Forces against as yet unspecified targets.
As the Republic is not now in a state of war, it is, as outlined in the Republican constitution, illegal to deploy, mobilize, or in any way engage in military actions, except for ceremonial duties.
A government whistleblower allerted the Republican Senate of possible alleged misuse of Republican Special Forces. The President and many high-ranking government and military officials have disavowed any knowledge of any unauthorized operations.
Investigations will continue throughout the next month.
And that's the news for tonight. Don't forget to tune in tomorrow night for the latest news of the Republic, same time, same network: "It's the E, E, EBC - Eddie Broadcasting Corporation"