My Student Film
Title: At The Beck and Call of Oblivion
Scene One - Cue somber music, probably a cello, doesn't matter. A Nun and a Ninja are playing chess in the park. The Nun moves her white queen to checkmate the Ninja's black king. The chess pieces poof - not morphs, "poofs" - into a single white rabbit. The Ninja picks it and bites its head off. The Nun smiles as blood spatteres her face. She brandishes a taco from underneath her frock.
Scene Two - Black and white. A young girl - possibly seven years old - looks at the screen and says "douleur " - French for "pain." She opens up her palm and produces a dead salamander. She then sheds a single tear made of chocolate and her clone licks it from her face. Cue music: "What's in your heaaaaad, in your heaaa-ea-ea-eaad? Zom-bie! Zom-bie! Zom-bie-ie-ie!" Music continues throughout the end of the movie.
Scene Three - Super Mario 69s the Kool Aid Man.
Scene Four - An army of little people - I'll call them midgets, fuck political correctness - fights an army of prostitutes. Amongst the chaos, a pirate in a wheelchair - formerly crippled, now healed - rises up from the chair, smiles, and raises his hands to the sky in ecstasy and joy. Fade to white.
Fin.
Let's try to make this happen.
Scene One - Cue somber music, probably a cello, doesn't matter. A Nun and a Ninja are playing chess in the park. The Nun moves her white queen to checkmate the Ninja's black king. The chess pieces poof - not morphs, "poofs" - into a single white rabbit. The Ninja picks it and bites its head off. The Nun smiles as blood spatteres her face. She brandishes a taco from underneath her frock.
Scene Two - Black and white. A young girl - possibly seven years old - looks at the screen and says "douleur " - French for "pain." She opens up her palm and produces a dead salamander. She then sheds a single tear made of chocolate and her clone licks it from her face. Cue music: "What's in your heaaaaad, in your heaaa-ea-ea-eaad? Zom-bie! Zom-bie! Zom-bie-ie-ie!" Music continues throughout the end of the movie.
Scene Three - Super Mario 69s the Kool Aid Man.
Scene Four - An army of little people - I'll call them midgets, fuck political correctness - fights an army of prostitutes. Amongst the chaos, a pirate in a wheelchair - formerly crippled, now healed - rises up from the chair, smiles, and raises his hands to the sky in ecstasy and joy. Fade to white.
Fin.
Let's try to make this happen.