Help Alex Help Himself
ATTENTION:
This is a message to all members of F.E.C. Leave poor Alex alone! He's a very sensitive boy and doesn't like being laughed at! So PLEASE, don't laugh or point or push around or steal his lunch money or make fun of his ass or any other concievable evil things! And PLEASE, he also needs a girlfriend! He's very lonely and people for some strange, bizzare reason that I can't figure out think he's gay! So PLEASE won't a female go out with him? And while you're at it, I wouldn't mind some action either...
This is a message to all members of F.E.C. Leave poor Alex alone! He's a very sensitive boy and doesn't like being laughed at! So PLEASE, don't laugh or point or push around or steal his lunch money or make fun of his ass or any other concievable evil things! And PLEASE, he also needs a girlfriend! He's very lonely and people for some strange, bizzare reason that I can't figure out think he's gay! So PLEASE won't a female go out with him? And while you're at it, I wouldn't mind some action either...