Wow, two posts in one day. I'm a loser.
Alright, everyone. We need to have a little conversation here. I've decided that I'm going to be a vampire for Halloween. As cliche as it is... I'm'a rock that shit. HARD. After searching the internet for a few days I have purchased $140 of materials which, on top of my superior acting ability, will assure that bitches will orgasm when they fucking look at me. Don't even try to tell me that I'm retarded and shouldn't do it because it's already done. I know it was a stupid move but I did it anyway. Hell, since when have I been known to not do stupid shit? Anyway, here in lies my problem. Make up. I'm not so fantastic with that shit. This is what you, my loving friends, are going to do to help me. I will post several pictures of myself in my vampire costume before Halloween and you fun people will tell he which version looks best, hopefully giving suggestive comments about skin tone, eye make up and or fang arrangements. If it's a total failure then I'm going to beg one of you to help me. Sarah and Jen are too far away so this means I'm really banking on you here, Jess and Tina. Comments and suggestions would be greatly appreciated from everyone, though!