Happy White Rose of Doom Day

Feb 19, 2005 15:29

It's that time of the year again. For those unfamiliar with the legend of the White Rose of Doom... just continue reading.

It was a cold February day, the nauseating smell of love filled the air, when the monster emerged from his cave to participate in the Valentine's Day festivities. He gave the object of his affection a white rose, symbolizing eternal friendship. He worked up the courage to talk to her again a few hours later and noticed that she no longer had the rose with her. Five days later, the monster IMed her on MSN instant messenger to talk to her about the rumors that she was afraid of him. He apologized, assuring her that he was merely trying to show his appreciation of her and that he did not mean to frighten her. He asked her if the rumors were true and her response was, "Yes you do... plz leave me alone." She then either blocked him or signed off on him. He spoke to her the next day to ask about a project they had to do in Physics since they were in the same group. They never spoke again. Some say the monster still roams around central Florida, looking for someone to share his love with. Legend has it that the monster is cursed, destined to have his heart broken again and again, for all eternity.
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