Jan 28, 2005 11:08
the contents of my brain:
i live in cambridge now.
my mother revealed her plans to join j-date the othernight. apparently not just for jews. her profile is going to request "no nebbish girly men." i guess fatties are okay.
oh my god. i just discovered that the skin under my chin is baby soft. like that time luba got a facial and i couldn't stop touching her skin. mmm...