I bring to you, courtesy of an anonymous source, payback revenge, a dish best served cold an attempt to get Parvati dates.
I took the quiz on page 19. Apparently, I'm a Kirley Duke kinda gal. Fun, adventurous, and attention-loving.
Private to Susan
Wow, this is awkward. You remember this whole poltergeist affair? Yes. Apparently said poltergeist is quite clever and knew about our tense break-up situation and decided to leave a stack of your knickers underneath my pillow last week. At least, I think they're yours. I'm surprised you haven't bought yourself more by now. I guess not having anyone to see your knickers kind of puts a damper on your desire to buy them. Anyway, there's three pair and I'm pretty sure they're yours, unless someone else in this building owns the exact same three pair, which I guess is possible but not probably.