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[whyanthony]

I wonder how much money Ron and Hermione spent on their honeymoon.

And whether or not they're actually having sex on their honeymoon.

Comments

[heyitsaliving]

Anthony, why?

[whyanthony]

To elicit this response from you.

[heyitsaliving]

Lovely.

The next time I see Hermione, shall I ask her what her favourite position is on your behalf then?

[whyanthony]

Don't mention me by name.

[heyitsaliving]

You seriously want to know that? You are a sick man.

[whyanthony]

Somehow, I can't even imagine Hermione having one.

[eddie_unedited]

Oh no. It's always the quiet ones. You know she's into something very S&Mish.

[cho_white]

Hermione can't be described as "quiet" by any definition of the word.