thetenspot March prompt #227: TEN things you do in the morning

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1. Try and get some more sleep.
2. See Number One.
3. Wake up cranky.
4. Throw something across the room.
5. Drink something.
6. Eat something if I can be bothered.
7. Do something totally random, just for the hell of it.
8. Do something violent.
9. Think of something funny.
10. Start planning ways to needle the Bat!

Muse: The Joker
Fandom: Batman