that poor girl

[whurzthebeach]

well, i went up north today. to see dad and grandpa. i took jolie with me. poor girl, thats all i can say. she got to meet my dad's side of the family. you see, my dad's side is basically like me...a little crazy, offers great advice for life, then gets a little crazy. my grandfather being the wonderful guy he is...after oh, two minutes of knowing jolie asks her (while she is walking away from him) "Do you have a porch to go with that swing?" so yeah, my jaw dropped. i was quite shocked at that comment. then to welcome her to the family Great Uncle Art decided to fart during dinner, and blame it on me. great guy that uncle art. Later on we took harley (my dog) for a walk. that went well, we played cards and then Jolie needed to use the lil' girls room. so i showed her where it was at. she did her thing and came back out and decided to kiss me. obviously im not going to complain. however, the people driving by had a problem with it the yelled at us to "GET A ROOM!" but jolie being as witty as she is proceeds to yell back "We would but the showers were full" so basically i thought the trip was going downhill quickly
so in order to redeem myself, my dad and I took jolie out on the lake to watch the sunset, it was going great, really romantic really...until dad starts talking about masturbating...seriously, my family is on crack...that is all
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