Balls. I have from now till 2 AM to write a paper - in French - on Albert Camus' L'etranger.
Which I haven't actually finished.
Thankfully, I am gifted with exceptionally well-developed bullshitting faculties. Thank you, AP English!
It would be fun to make this a kind of sketch blog. See? I did some self-scribbles this evening - looking absolutely ravishing, I might add.