Update!!
Okay - as this (and my post-commenting) makes obvious, I still have teh interwebs. Got rid of the Vid feed though. Neither of us really misses it and we don't plan on getting it back. Damned waste of time and brains it is. Glad to be rid of it.
Nik got hired by the State! He'll be doin' Nik stuff and gettin' $$!! This makes us all happy! Doesn't it?!
Finished the first novel a while back but am not rushing to find a publisher yet. I want to get at least a little ways into the second one before I do that. Well, a little further into it anyway. A few chapters at least. Then I'll have something else to focus on while I read all of the soul crushing refusal letters. I hear they come on pink paper.
And now A Quiz! I stole it from amnesiacat. I went ahead and did it because it's been awhile and I can't sleep.
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
Caught an ax blade with my dome. If ya don’t believe it - ask Nik. He got to see the blood-goosh.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Gun rack fulla swords.
3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
Gray and brackish.
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Depends upon the mood. Anything from death metal to orchestral.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
Around 9:00 in the a.m.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
To win the fuckin’ lottery.
7. WHO DO YOU MISS?
Lotsa folks.
8. WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME?
Malcolm
9. THE BEST TV SHOW EVER CREATED:
Too many to pick from. Have several faves.
10. THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO?
The nice lady at the pharmacy who took my moneys.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Heheheh. Scared? Noooo . . . not scared.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
Confidential.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
Gray Flannel. Haven’t seen any in a looooong time.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Dark hair catches my eye first, but I’m a “whole package” kinda guy.
15. WOULD YOU RATHER BE SMART OR FUNNY?
Why can’t I be both dammit?!?!
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
Feh. A pox upon both houses.
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Shroomies.
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Nothing. Not hungry now.
19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
Probably someone at work.
20. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?
I used to be fluent in Grunt. Been out for a while tho.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
Life.
22. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE?
I like several individuals. It’s people that I hate.
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
No.
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Uhhhhhh . . . brand?
25. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
I hafta pick one?
26. WHAT COLOR IS IT?
Black.
27. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF EXERCISE?
Sex.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
It’s not like I had a choice in the matter, dammit.
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Word and deed.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
”A number from one to a hundred”.
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Door number 2 Bob.
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
Five!! Five dammit!!
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Humans.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE U.S.?
Nope.
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Women.
36. TATER TOTS OR FRIES?
Fries.
37. FIRST JOB?
Cuttin’ grass with the City Slave Crew.
38. EVER PRANK CALLED SOMEONE?
Maybe.
39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS?
Catchin’ up on mah interwebs.
40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Could or had to?
41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
Haven’t done one in a while.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My hair. When it’s grown out (as it is getting to be now) my female friends and aquaintences tell me it’s verra pretty.
43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
Be tempted to shoot several someones .
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Winning and unclaimed ticket for the mega-lottery.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
Of my own? None, thank you very much.
46. WHERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
My grand-dads.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
Rarely.
48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
Trigger.
49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
********CENSORED********
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
It’s okay.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Ham.
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Yup.
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
They’re not on a shelf. They live in books. That you can cart around with you. Meh.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Dunno. Not that social.
55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
Not that I can recall. There are nights that I can’t recall the entirety of so I can’t vouch for those.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
To an extent.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE YOUR ANGER?
Piss bitch and moan. Punch the rare object. Get worked up into a frothing rage and devour entire civilizations.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
Ummmm, don’t have one?
59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
Sometimes yes, sometimes no. Depends upon the other and the sitch.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
The lightsaber I never had .
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
Dunno.
62. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Me?! Never.
63. DO YOU KNOW ANYONE FAMOUS?
How “famous” is famous?
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
Yup.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Not looking at the moment. Keeps life simple. Simple = good.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Hans. Don’t ask.
67. HOW MANY PAIRS OF SHOES DO YOU HAVE?
Do boots count?
68. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Depends upon da shoes.
69. WHERE YOU UPSET ABOUT STEVE IRWIN DYING?
Remind me of who he was and I’ll be able to tell you. I am not being a shit - at the moment the name isn’t connecting for me.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Ummmmm . . .
71. ARE YOU LAZY?
Sometimes. Depends on what I’m trying to avoid doing.
72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
Black. Gray. Dark Blue.
73. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND?
I refuse to limit myself to one set of awesomeness.
74. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
All gone.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Everyone?! There isn’t enough interwebs for that man! She canna take it!!
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Lotsa aggressive stuff.
77. LAST THING YOU ATE?
Dead bird bits smothered in gravy. Graaaavyy. It’s like pudding for meat.
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Can’t remember. It’s been a coupla days.
79. WHATS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Depends upon the individual. There’s that “whole package” thing again.
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG:
It’s an orchestral piece . . . thinking . . . thinking . . . can’t remember the name.
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE:
Humans.
82. FAVORITE DRINK:
Mountain Dew. Amerreto. Fosters. Plum Wine.
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN:
Huh?
84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
Don’t watch ‘em.
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Red/blond.
86. EYE COLOR?
Blue.
87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
More and more often.
88. SIBLINGS?
Blood? Yup.
89. FAVORITE MONTH(s)
Huh? I didn’t know there was such a thing. . .
90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Some.
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
Some “boxing cat” thing on the web.
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Halloween. When there’s a good party.
93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Less so than I used to be.
94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Late spring and early fall.
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Or?!? What the hell’s wrong with ya?.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE-NIGHT STANDS?
Depends upon how much blood I’ve tainted my alchohol system with.
97. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
No clue.
98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Ditto.
99. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE EXPRESSION?
”Three kinds of Hell”
100. IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
HA! Yer a funny fucker, aintcha . . . fuckin’ comedians . . .
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Later!!