Fortune cookie statements
I've been lazy, so here are the latest fortune cookie "fortunes" I've gotten:
A diet is a selection of food that makes someone rich.
In human endeavor, chance favors the prepared mind.
You find beauty in ordinary things. Do not lose this ability.
You have a quiet and unobtrusive nature.
Never forget a friend, especially if he owes you.
You seek to shield those you love.
In life, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are.
Success is when you get what you want. Happiness is when you want what you get.
They say you are stubborn; you call it persistence.
You are original and creative.
It is much more difficult to judge oneself than to judge others.
A diet is a selection of food that makes someone rich.
In human endeavor, chance favors the prepared mind.
You find beauty in ordinary things. Do not lose this ability.
You have a quiet and unobtrusive nature.
Never forget a friend, especially if he owes you.
You seek to shield those you love.
In life, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are.
Success is when you get what you want. Happiness is when you want what you get.
They say you are stubborn; you call it persistence.
You are original and creative.
It is much more difficult to judge oneself than to judge others.