To MKF:
Please stop scaring the crap out of me by leaping onto my computer chair and perching on top of it only to randomly poke me with a razor sharp claw or bite my hair. Ow!
Please do not leap from the back of the chair to attack the printer and/or printed papers coming out of the printer. It is not an evil monster.
Please do not wake me up by licking my eyelids, biting my knuckles, stepping on my hair and or face, stabbing me with your claws or lying on my head. I do not like this.
Please do not put your happy butt hole in the vicinity of my face. Gross!
Please do not attack my toes/ankles when I am in the shower. Me slipping and falling in the shower=you living outside, m'kay?
Please do not take a big stinky poo when people come over. *barf*
Please do not rip up rolls of toilet paper. There is not need for a fight to the death, you will always win.
Please stop leaping INTO the blinds. I am tired of trying to tape the broken pieces back in place.
Please do not leap from the back of the chair to attack the printer and/or printed papers coming out of the printer. It is not an evil monster.
Please do not wake me up by licking my eyelids, biting my knuckles, stepping on my hair and or face, stabbing me with your claws or lying on my head. I do not like this.
Please do not put your happy butt hole in the vicinity of my face. Gross!
Please do not attack my toes/ankles when I am in the shower. Me slipping and falling in the shower=you living outside, m'kay?
Please do not take a big stinky poo when people come over. *barf*
Please do not rip up rolls of toilet paper. There is not need for a fight to the death, you will always win.
Please stop leaping INTO the blinds. I am tired of trying to tape the broken pieces back in place.