Mormons just offered to take out my trash
The title just about sums it up. They knocked on my door and offered to sing for me. When I turned them down they offered to take out the trash.
Actually, when I first opened the door and saw their tags I told them that I wasn't planning on going Mormon today, but was there anything else they wanted. I think they took offense to the phrase "going Mormon." Then when he (only one guy did any talking) asked if I'd talked to missionaries like them before, I told him that in Brooklyn I'd only gotten Jehovah's Witnesses coming to my door and they were the first Mormons. So why don't I want to talk to them about Mormonism? I could've been very rude about that, but I wasn't and just told them I'm a happy agnostic.
I really should've taken them up on the offer to take out the trash.
Actually, when I first opened the door and saw their tags I told them that I wasn't planning on going Mormon today, but was there anything else they wanted. I think they took offense to the phrase "going Mormon." Then when he (only one guy did any talking) asked if I'd talked to missionaries like them before, I told him that in Brooklyn I'd only gotten Jehovah's Witnesses coming to my door and they were the first Mormons. So why don't I want to talk to them about Mormonism? I could've been very rude about that, but I wasn't and just told them I'm a happy agnostic.
I really should've taken them up on the offer to take out the trash.