Revolution 5

[whotouchedmygun]

[Okay, yes, Heavy was feeling very angry about the whole brainwashing thing, not to mention GIVING AWAY his precious Sandviches. But he's feeling better now. A lot better. Do you know why?]

SASHA!

[Yes, Heavy has his gun back. And he is delighted. So this would be him strolling down the road, minigun in hand. In case you've never seen a

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[singmeundead]

[Well that is a very large, happy man with an equally large gun.]

Well someone's a happy camper.

[whotouchedmygun]

Da. Sasha has returned!

[singmeundead]

[laughing] Guessin' tha' lil' one there is Sasha? [THERE IS NOTHING SMALL ABOUT SASHA, OH GOD.]

[whotouchedmygun]

Leetle?? Haha! You tell very funny joke!

[A bit quieter.] Sasha weighs one-hundred-fifty kilograms. She is most powerful gun ever held in human hands.

[singmeundead]

...Well holy shit. Makes mah pistols look like pansy bitches.

[whotouchedmygun]

[Heavy laughs again, then looks at his gun with something almost like... pride and admiration.] Pistols? Pistols can hurt a man. Pistols can kill a man. But Sasha...

...she fires at ten thousand rounds per minute. Sasha will turn a man into goo in four seconds.

[singmeundead]

[Vorpal's in love, sighing dreamily.] Goo... Gawd, she's a beaut.

[whotouchedmygun]

[And don't think Heavy doesn't appreciate it.] Ha! Leetle woman has good taste in weapons!

[singmeundead]

[laughs] Anythin' tha' can reduce a man t'goo in four seconds? Is awesome.

[whotouchedmygun]

Da. It is so!