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Name: Kittan
Series: Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
Age: l-lolGainax. I mean, 17.
Canon: Gurren Lagann is the dramatic tale of a man and his destiny. Sometimes he's running from it, fighting it, embracing it or being betrayed by it, but the important words here are man and destiny. And not just his destiny, but the destiny of the entire human race -- imprisoned underground for centuries, one day they unearth some fighting spirit that rockets them straight to the surface and into a war with the oppressive beastmen armies. Using captured enemy mecha called Ganmen, the human resistance -- the Gurren Brigade -- tirelessly fights for their right to party under the open sky.
A party in his own mind, Kittan is loud, assertive, in-your-face and all those qualities that set him up for being the perfect shounen-retard hero. Unfortunately for him, retarded heroes aren't in terribly short supply with this cast, so he'll have to take what he can get. Serving the Gurren Brigade in any capacity he can -- friendly rival, enthusiastic grunt, and even temporary leader -- he'll do whatever it takes to make it through the wilderness and see it through! Like a virgin, Kittan talks big, but in the end he's a nice guy who's completely topped by women and kids -- particularly if they're super attractive, especially moe or one of his three younger sisters. When he's not busy blustering, Kittan does have a certain ability for plans, but worries that he's not quite GAR enough to come up with the logic-defying speeches that really speak to your heart, if not to your brain.
Sample Post:
Oi oi you idiots, you call this ready for battle? Tch, this is Camp Fuck You Die, aint it? I expected the guys trapped here to be real tough bastards -- Sure you look a little dead on your feet, but didn't you say you were in the middle of guerrilla warfare?! What does it matter that those jokes are old -- you should be used to this sort of thing, so I wanna see some fightin' spirit out of all a y'all! Listen, when the great Kittan of the Gurren Brigade receives a mysterious transmission from a cabin full of sexy girls looking for some help with their impassible barrier, like hell I'm going to let something like a reputation for being "impossible to get into" or "full of really tough people" or even "it's a trap" get in my way! In a situation like that, any real man is gonna kick reason to the curb and do the impossible! I'm sure those ladies are starting to lose hope, trapped like this, holding out for a hero -- and here we have a collection of heroic knights in shining ar-- ...ah, well, alright, in stinky muck covered rags or something, but a rescue's a rescue and I'm sure those girls'll be grateful! And just in case they wanna express some of that gratitude, well, you know what they say: the knight was made for love! We play our cards right and we might just get to see the invisible and touch the untouchable, heh heh!
Hah, yeah, now you're fired up! Alright! Listen up, men! What do we have here? That's right: a tree full of panties! And if there's one true thing a tree full of panties tells you, it's that somewhere nearby there's an entire tree's worth of girls without their underwear on! Okay okay okay! -- First step here is gonna be to grab some of these -- everyone get a handful or two -- oi oi, without trying to eat them, back up squad-leader Mnaaaarg. I don't care if they're edible or not, isn't that sort of thing pretty tasteless? Come on! I put you in charge there 'cause the others said you were the brains of the operation, but try and show a little leader-spirit, right? Really, were you motivated at all or just looking for an easy panty raid?
I had high hopes you for you guys, you know, but it doesn't look like any of you are actually equipped for the job -- are you really men or aren't you? Hey, I don't wanna hear that it fell off! I'm talking about in your souls! A man's soul never falters, doesn't shrink when faced with cold, harsh realities, and is always, always ready when a lady needs it! Ah, well, I guess I couldn't really put it into words right -- you weren't supposed to laugh! Argh, fine! I guess I'll just go solo and rescue those girls by myself! Screw you! I don't need a bunch of dickless jerks who can't even come up with a better parting insult than "go get stuffed"!
50 in/1 out .//////. voting went here
Series: Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
Age: l-lolGainax. I mean, 17.
Canon: Gurren Lagann is the dramatic tale of a man and his destiny. Sometimes he's running from it, fighting it, embracing it or being betrayed by it, but the important words here are man and destiny. And not just his destiny, but the destiny of the entire human race -- imprisoned underground for centuries, one day they unearth some fighting spirit that rockets them straight to the surface and into a war with the oppressive beastmen armies. Using captured enemy mecha called Ganmen, the human resistance -- the Gurren Brigade -- tirelessly fights for their right to party under the open sky.
A party in his own mind, Kittan is loud, assertive, in-your-face and all those qualities that set him up for being the perfect shounen-retard hero. Unfortunately for him, retarded heroes aren't in terribly short supply with this cast, so he'll have to take what he can get. Serving the Gurren Brigade in any capacity he can -- friendly rival, enthusiastic grunt, and even temporary leader -- he'll do whatever it takes to make it through the wilderness and see it through! Like a virgin, Kittan talks big, but in the end he's a nice guy who's completely topped by women and kids -- particularly if they're super attractive, especially moe or one of his three younger sisters. When he's not busy blustering, Kittan does have a certain ability for plans, but worries that he's not quite GAR enough to come up with the logic-defying speeches that really speak to your heart, if not to your brain.
Sample Post:
Oi oi you idiots, you call this ready for battle? Tch, this is Camp Fuck You Die, aint it? I expected the guys trapped here to be real tough bastards -- Sure you look a little dead on your feet, but didn't you say you were in the middle of guerrilla warfare?! What does it matter that those jokes are old -- you should be used to this sort of thing, so I wanna see some fightin' spirit out of all a y'all! Listen, when the great Kittan of the Gurren Brigade receives a mysterious transmission from a cabin full of sexy girls looking for some help with their impassible barrier, like hell I'm going to let something like a reputation for being "impossible to get into" or "full of really tough people" or even "it's a trap" get in my way! In a situation like that, any real man is gonna kick reason to the curb and do the impossible! I'm sure those ladies are starting to lose hope, trapped like this, holding out for a hero -- and here we have a collection of heroic knights in shining ar-- ...ah, well, alright, in stinky muck covered rags or something, but a rescue's a rescue and I'm sure those girls'll be grateful! And just in case they wanna express some of that gratitude, well, you know what they say: the knight was made for love! We play our cards right and we might just get to see the invisible and touch the untouchable, heh heh!
Hah, yeah, now you're fired up! Alright! Listen up, men! What do we have here? That's right: a tree full of panties! And if there's one true thing a tree full of panties tells you, it's that somewhere nearby there's an entire tree's worth of girls without their underwear on! Okay okay okay! -- First step here is gonna be to grab some of these -- everyone get a handful or two -- oi oi, without trying to eat them, back up squad-leader Mnaaaarg. I don't care if they're edible or not, isn't that sort of thing pretty tasteless? Come on! I put you in charge there 'cause the others said you were the brains of the operation, but try and show a little leader-spirit, right? Really, were you motivated at all or just looking for an easy panty raid?
I had high hopes you for you guys, you know, but it doesn't look like any of you are actually equipped for the job -- are you really men or aren't you? Hey, I don't wanna hear that it fell off! I'm talking about in your souls! A man's soul never falters, doesn't shrink when faced with cold, harsh realities, and is always, always ready when a lady needs it! Ah, well, I guess I couldn't really put it into words right -- you weren't supposed to laugh! Argh, fine! I guess I'll just go solo and rescue those girls by myself! Screw you! I don't need a bunch of dickless jerks who can't even come up with a better parting insult than "go get stuffed"!
50 in/1 out .//////. voting went here