Questions...and what I call Answers....
I recently gave a proposition to answer every and any question presented on one of my below posts. The following are the posted questions and my answers to them...CHEESEWHEELS!...sorry....
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Asked By Spotoftea:
With the current status in the Middle East, Inflation of the oil market, not to mention electricity prices being raised. Teen pregnancy is on the rise, along with the number of deaths associated with drugs, alchohol, and evil chorus teachers. Everyday we see the life of the teen flushed with the over-the-top stresses of extra-curricular activities, peer pressure, and over-bearing parents..... We live in a society obsessed with image, and looks, where only the excessivly gorgeous people are able to suceed (we dont have any problems, obviously), and the unfortunate people are left to themselves.... The rich are getting richer, the poor getting poorer.... With all this in mind: Create an FCAT question suited for the above information- with a detailed and legitimate answer.
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(you soooooo asked for this.....)
Presented with information given I have composed 2 legitimate FCAT style questions that sum it all up:
"Will pregnent middle eastern teen oil working druggies ever make it in our society where the Pretty become prettier and the ugly become crespi's mom?"(heh, just playing J)
(or the same question in fewer words..)
"Will Dip 'n Dots Trully become the Ice Cream of our Future?"
Answer:
When u think of the middle east wats the first thing that comes to your mind? Sadaam Husain? Arafat? Israel? Iraq? Afganistan?...no way....it should be your favorite Arab.... Aladdin! We're always quick to jump to the negatives of the middle east such as the bacterial weapons, oil inflation, and possible total iniahlation of our world, but how can we forget about the good things such as Fish Kebabs(mmm salty), Turbans(Who doesnt want the soft feel of wool wrapped around your crown snug enough to keep you warm through those musky arabian nights), and our favorite flying Punjabi Aladdin(and Abu too). For you see, *The Key to a Successful Society is the morality that your Society is a Success.*
A wise man once said:
"There are too sides to a quarter...one has a head on it...and the other does not..." ...and then a wiser man said to him:
"How can u be so dull...one side has a head on it....and the other side has a sparrow on it..."
...And then the third man , who was the wisest, broke out into song:
"...You've Got to acceeeeentuate the positives...reiiiiiiterate the negatives, latch ooooon to the affirmatives..." and this is not only a fair motto to hold, but also the basis on which one can fulfill thier dreams and aspirations.
IN each one of your examples of the demise of teen society u listed.."drugs, alcohal, and evil chorus teachers" all as hazardous harms. You forgot to mention the benifts from each...
Drugs: lasting friendships through dealers, gang bangers, and the label of bieng "open-minded".
Alcohal: Refreshment for all ages, the losing of shyness, a great way to bring up that macaroni and cheese that didnt settle right with you last night.
Evil Chorus Teachers: Hours of group bonding, ritual drinkings of blood, and the ever present feeling of relief knowing she's on your side.
The bottom line is, if you believe that all is well...all WILL be well. OUr society isnt dominated by people who are beautiful, but by people who BELIEVE they are beautiful and therefore create an elegant confidence around them which transcneds to others leaving the impression on us that "yes, they must be beautiful". "
For Another great man said:
"It's no what u got, it how you work it."-T
The poor are getting poorer, because they THINK they cant do better and they become complacent. Complacency turns into laziness, which turns into lack of self motivation, which will result in depression.To move out of this mind set would be the ultimate solution. But i will restate, The Key to a Successful Society is the morality that your Society is a Sucess. Therefore turn away from the ugly people and ignore those in poverish!...believe that our nation is only full of rich gorgeous men and women striving for the ultimate goal....happiness....and by doing so you will be exemplifying the true American way...ignorance! For Ignorance IS trully Bliss. But if thats not how you want our nation to be?
Then Try to be..more like....a Duck...Ducks are akward creatures that look like experiments gone wrong, but do they think of themselves that way? of course not, instead they waddle with pride across streets and towards bread crumbs knowing that they are special birds who are more practical and versatile than regular fowl. So in order for our country to trully be whole...the poor and ugly people must all be more like Ducks. And with that i raise my hand towards my feathered brethren and give a hearty QUACK for his well being.
So in conclusion the oil market will inflate, electricity will rise, teens will continue aborting, drugs will kill, chorus teachers will gain respect, the rich will get richer, and the poor will get Arsenio Hall-ed. BUt with this in mind we can realize that our real time and energy should be focused on things that trully matter such as t.v reality shows, fulfilling coffee addictions, insulting babies, making rice krispy treats and eating Dip'N Dots our Ice Cream of the "Immediate" Future!
Questions Posted By Drama Queen15 or sumthign liek that...
What is your middle name?
I am a little ashamed of it, if u really want to know..IM me in private
When is your B-Day?
March 17th 1985
Do u like my Icon?
Why are people so quick to match the color pink with Vagina?...and yes i do
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And with that i thrust my Torch into the tub of ice cream and watch the smoke ascend.
::Ive had a fabulous weekend that i will relay to you at a later date...or not...::
-T-Dewey
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Asked By Spotoftea:
With the current status in the Middle East, Inflation of the oil market, not to mention electricity prices being raised. Teen pregnancy is on the rise, along with the number of deaths associated with drugs, alchohol, and evil chorus teachers. Everyday we see the life of the teen flushed with the over-the-top stresses of extra-curricular activities, peer pressure, and over-bearing parents..... We live in a society obsessed with image, and looks, where only the excessivly gorgeous people are able to suceed (we dont have any problems, obviously), and the unfortunate people are left to themselves.... The rich are getting richer, the poor getting poorer.... With all this in mind: Create an FCAT question suited for the above information- with a detailed and legitimate answer.
****************************************************************************************
(you soooooo asked for this.....)
Presented with information given I have composed 2 legitimate FCAT style questions that sum it all up:
"Will pregnent middle eastern teen oil working druggies ever make it in our society where the Pretty become prettier and the ugly become crespi's mom?"(heh, just playing J)
(or the same question in fewer words..)
"Will Dip 'n Dots Trully become the Ice Cream of our Future?"
Answer:
When u think of the middle east wats the first thing that comes to your mind? Sadaam Husain? Arafat? Israel? Iraq? Afganistan?...no way....it should be your favorite Arab.... Aladdin! We're always quick to jump to the negatives of the middle east such as the bacterial weapons, oil inflation, and possible total iniahlation of our world, but how can we forget about the good things such as Fish Kebabs(mmm salty), Turbans(Who doesnt want the soft feel of wool wrapped around your crown snug enough to keep you warm through those musky arabian nights), and our favorite flying Punjabi Aladdin(and Abu too). For you see, *The Key to a Successful Society is the morality that your Society is a Success.*
A wise man once said:
"There are too sides to a quarter...one has a head on it...and the other does not..." ...and then a wiser man said to him:
"How can u be so dull...one side has a head on it....and the other side has a sparrow on it..."
...And then the third man , who was the wisest, broke out into song:
"...You've Got to acceeeeentuate the positives...reiiiiiiterate the negatives, latch ooooon to the affirmatives..." and this is not only a fair motto to hold, but also the basis on which one can fulfill thier dreams and aspirations.
IN each one of your examples of the demise of teen society u listed.."drugs, alcohal, and evil chorus teachers" all as hazardous harms. You forgot to mention the benifts from each...
Drugs: lasting friendships through dealers, gang bangers, and the label of bieng "open-minded".
Alcohal: Refreshment for all ages, the losing of shyness, a great way to bring up that macaroni and cheese that didnt settle right with you last night.
Evil Chorus Teachers: Hours of group bonding, ritual drinkings of blood, and the ever present feeling of relief knowing she's on your side.
The bottom line is, if you believe that all is well...all WILL be well. OUr society isnt dominated by people who are beautiful, but by people who BELIEVE they are beautiful and therefore create an elegant confidence around them which transcneds to others leaving the impression on us that "yes, they must be beautiful". "
For Another great man said:
"It's no what u got, it how you work it."-T
The poor are getting poorer, because they THINK they cant do better and they become complacent. Complacency turns into laziness, which turns into lack of self motivation, which will result in depression.To move out of this mind set would be the ultimate solution. But i will restate, The Key to a Successful Society is the morality that your Society is a Sucess. Therefore turn away from the ugly people and ignore those in poverish!...believe that our nation is only full of rich gorgeous men and women striving for the ultimate goal....happiness....and by doing so you will be exemplifying the true American way...ignorance! For Ignorance IS trully Bliss. But if thats not how you want our nation to be?
Then Try to be..more like....a Duck...Ducks are akward creatures that look like experiments gone wrong, but do they think of themselves that way? of course not, instead they waddle with pride across streets and towards bread crumbs knowing that they are special birds who are more practical and versatile than regular fowl. So in order for our country to trully be whole...the poor and ugly people must all be more like Ducks. And with that i raise my hand towards my feathered brethren and give a hearty QUACK for his well being.
So in conclusion the oil market will inflate, electricity will rise, teens will continue aborting, drugs will kill, chorus teachers will gain respect, the rich will get richer, and the poor will get Arsenio Hall-ed. BUt with this in mind we can realize that our real time and energy should be focused on things that trully matter such as t.v reality shows, fulfilling coffee addictions, insulting babies, making rice krispy treats and eating Dip'N Dots our Ice Cream of the "Immediate" Future!
Questions Posted By Drama Queen15 or sumthign liek that...
What is your middle name?
I am a little ashamed of it, if u really want to know..IM me in private
When is your B-Day?
March 17th 1985
Do u like my Icon?
Why are people so quick to match the color pink with Vagina?...and yes i do
***************************************************************************************
And with that i thrust my Torch into the tub of ice cream and watch the smoke ascend.
::Ive had a fabulous weekend that i will relay to you at a later date...or not...::
-T-Dewey