Gary Steals Dildo's
A true story from the altered mind of Hairbeast79 :
About a month ago I rode over to this dive of a bar called The Old Keg with a friend of mine that I just met...Jeff. When we pulled into the parking lot he spun shell and hit these two guys that were standing there. It was an accident, but you know how booze sometimes = violence. These two guys came over to Jeff and pulled him out of the truck and were kicking the shit out of him. And Jeff's a pretty big guy. They were kicking him in the ribs and gouging his eyes. It was a pretty wicked fight. There was a knife pulled at one point and I had to retrieve Jeff's lost shoe. I was the only other person in the parking lot at the time...and I'm a girl...I was never in a fight before so I didn't know what the hell to do. I was yelling at them to stop and I got too close and caught the back of someone's hand:
This is not a very flattering picture, but you can see the shiner pretty good. That fucker lasted a whole month almost and I had to teach middle school kids and make up some bullshit story about the ironing board falling out of the closet and hitting me. I couldn't exactly say I was in a bar fight...but I digress. Later we found out that the guy who was responsible for all of this owns a local business called Gary's Steals and Deals. His shelves were destroyed the next day and we're plotting to change the name of the sign to Gary Steals Dildo's.
As for what happend after that, well, it's kinda x-rated and I'm not sure I want to share...I'll just say it invloves me falling in the snow and getting frosty crotch. :)