[Eighty First Case]: [Locked from Hostiles]

[whoshotsherlock]

... okay. I have a few questions.

And by a few I mean a lot.

Why am I in Haku's apartment?

Why did I WAKE UP in Haku's apartment on the couch?

Why does Gomamon keep mumbling about pickles and kids like some barely coherent war victim?

How the hell did I MISS my own birthday?

And lastly, mostly importantly.

What the hell happened last week? Please tell me

Comments

[guardianofearth]

Greg, it's the Digital World. It shouldn't be so hard to figure out what happened to you, however if you are still confused, then take a look at this entry in your own journal.

[Link: "Seventy Ninth Case" ]

[whoshotsherlock]

... oh what the hell, man. That's freaky even for the Digital World.

[guardianofearth]

No, freaky would be a virus that turned half the populace into zombies.

[whoshotsherlock]

Hey, don't jinx it!

[guardianofearth]

Freaky would be turning half the populace into tentacle monsters and the other half into schoolgirls. Freaky would be turning your girlfriend into a guy. Freaky would be putting THIS GUY in a speedo.

[whoshotsherlock]

Dude, you are such an ass.

And for the record Sabine did get turned in to a guy once.

[guardianofearth]

I know I am. :D

... Wait what?!

[whoshotsherlock]

Yeah. Like... some time after we started dating, some potions got mixed in to the water at the inns in Tetha. I was heckling Oni about being turned in to a chick, so he got me back with the same thing. Sabine didn't want me to suffer alone so she got a hold of some herself, so for like a whole day she was a guy, I was a girl, and Oni was... well a girl without much change in personality considering he STILL managed to get laid like that.

Also I couldn't sleep because boobs are annoying. I mean, seriously, how do women stand those things? They're totally in the way of EVERYTHING! And I like my penis.

[This TMI is brought to you by the letter P, as in Payback is a bitch =D]

[guardianofearth]

...Any of that stuff left? Just imagine the potential pranks that could be pulled with it. I wonder what Daigo would look like as a wom... on second thought that could end very badly.

Also, since you disqualified that one: Freaky would be Alyssa falling in love with you.

[whoshotsherlock]

... no.

And isn't she already? I mean come on, that level of obsession? I'm sure she's got some weird fucked up Freudian thing going on there that she won't admit. Doesn't make her want to kill me any less.

[guardianofearth]

Just watch out for her tentacles man.

[whoshotsherlock]

I make it a point to avoid her entirely, as much as humanly possible.