Today's Match-Up: The Lollipop Guild vs The K-T Meteor
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The Lollipop Guild vs The K-T Meteor (the meteor that killed the dinosaurs)
We have reached the end of the bracket finals, and today see the infamous and deadly Lollipop Guild pitted against a massive piece of rocky death that fell to earth about 65 million years ago and wiped out the dinosaurs (along with most of the life on Earth). Can the Lollipop Guild survive and triumph over adversary, or is the Meteor joining the Internet in the Who's Da Boss semi-finals? VOTE NOW!
Winner:
The K-T Meteor (10 votes)
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The Lollipop Guild (6 votes)
It wasn't that close a race, but at least the Lollipop Guild stood a chance. Regardless, the meteor moves on to the semi-finals (though I'm not sure how, considering that in order to defeat the Lollipop Guild it had to destroy itself). At least this proved to be rich commentary-wise.
Featured commentary:
Haven't we all, at some point or another in our lives, crushed a child with a boulder? How did that turn out? If your experiences are anything like mine, it worked out great for the boulder, and not so well for the child.
A midget is basically a child, only older.
A meteor is basically a boulder, only older. Oh, and lots bigger.
So, unless the whole "older" factor comes into play in a way I can't imagine, we're once again looking at crushed little guts. - jiminwindsor
Honourable mentions: jameel, tsed, ecchs, catnik