Today's Match-Up: The Spanish Disease vs Facebook
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The Spanish Disease vs Facebook
I'm not really sure how this fight is meant to happen. Perhaps the Facebook servers are infected with a digital form of syphilis? Regardless, this is the bizzaro fight that you have to vote on today, and vote you shall, as this is the second-last vote of the Round Three, and only one of these two seeds can make it on to the Fourth. VOTE NOW!
Winner:
The Spanish Disease (10 votes)
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Facebook (7 votes)
A relatively close match, it was difficult to determine who was in the lead most of the way through. In the end, old-school Syphilis managed to beat Facebook to the punch, and so moves on to the Fourth Round.
Featured commentary:
I'd say facebook has supplanted syphilis as a more modern affliction. You feel that rumble in your stomach? Maybe a little burning sensation in your pelvic region? Perhaps you have a headache, or your eyes are dry and itchy? Well, let me tell you, the reason for all this? It's because you're sitting there on facebook going through pictures posted by people you haven't had any contact with in the last 10 years except to add them as facebook friends, and you're too busy cyber-stalking to get up and go to the bathroom, or make yourself a sandwich, or, god forbid, blink once in a while. So Syphilis might be all famous and stuff, and famous people had it, but facebook is pretty well known these days. Plus, famous people have it, like, 20 times each. Go ahead, do a quick search on Brad Pitt. He's got a ton of facebook accounts. I don't mean people with the name 'Brad Pitt,' I mean Brad Pitt with a picture of Brad Pitt. So there ya go. Facebook takes it.
Yeah, I used "supplanted" in a sentence. What're you gonna do about it? - whatsupdog