Today's Match-Up: The Care Bears vs Jack Daniel's
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The Care Bears vs Jack Daniel's
Do the Care Bears have what it takes to resist and ultimately defeat Old No. 7, or is Jack Daniel's moving on to Round Three, leaving a number of cartoon bears and other assorted animals dead from alcohol poisoning? VOTE NOW!
Winner:
The Care Bears (7 votes)
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Jack Daniel's (7 votes)
Even I'm disappointed with the result of this tie breaker (sorry jameel). Here's what went down:
Me: (through the bathroom door, behind which my gf is getting ready for work) "Who would win in a fight to the death: the Care Bears, or Jack's Daniel's whiskey?
GF: (without a moment's hesitation) "The Care Bears."
Me: (completely taken aback): "What? Really?"
GF: "I hate whiskey."
Now, is that any reason to break the tie in favour of the bears? I don't think so, but I'm not allowed to argue it, so... the Care Bears move on to Round Three, much to my (and I'm sure jameel's) chagrin.
Featured commentary:
I'm still shocked as hell that the Care Bears defeated Sauron. Are you kidding me? They better stick around for a really long time after a showing like that. Care Bears for another inexplicable win. - e_monk