Today's Match-Up: Kyle vs Stan
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Kyle Broflovski (South Park) vs Stan Marsh (South Park)
South Park's resident Jew and romantic(?) face off in a battle to the death. But who will win? Kyle, whose mom is a bitch, or Stan, whose sister is a bitch? VOTE NOW!
Winner:
Kyle Broflovski (8 votes)
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Stan Marsh (3 votes)
Wow. Our crappiest turnout yet. What gives? It's not even the weekend... Whatever.
Kyle moves on, Stan is dead, Round Deuce is coming soon.
Featured commentary:
Oh no, how does one choose?
These two are an inseperable duo! Asking to pick only one is like asking Robin to fight without Batman.
Ok, that's a bad analogy because we all know that Batman would be way better off without that fucking little pussy. Honestly, the Animated Series had to make special eyes for Batman for when Robin fucked up. I call them the Robin!!! eyes.
No, they are more like, well, two things that are equally awesome yet combined are double-plus-aweseomely goodness.
Dammit. Stan. - amazon_ww