my family is a riot

[whosavedferris]

this is something my aunt sent me:

Beer Prayer

Our lager,

Which art in barrels,

Hallowed by thy drink.

Thy will be drunk,

(I will be drunk)

At home as in the tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head,

And forgive us our spillages,

As we forgive those who spill against us.

And lead us not to

incarceration,

But deliver us from hangovers.

For thine is the beer,

The bitter and the lager.

Forever and ever.

Barmen