Kasanoda-kun is a LIAR
I would like to take some time now to respond to the vicious allegations made about me by one Kasanoda Ritsu. I'm sure none of you actually believed what he wrote in his post, but I would still like to assure everyone that I am not a pervert. His proof of my supposed "perversion" is laughable- a few fan videos depicting me as some kind of sexual deviant. These videos are simply too ridiculous and over the top to be taken seriously, and I'm insulted that someone would read so much into them. I pride myself on having the most outstanding moral fiber of anyone I know, and therefore these slights to my reputation will not leave lasting damage.
The saddest thing about this whole ordeal is that this poor young man sincerely believes I am a pervert, despite how completely ludicrous the idea is. I fear that he is not in his right mind, and I feel a bit sorry for him. I worry that his warped sense of the world might affect my beloved Haruhi, since they are in the same year and spend some time together. HARUHI HEED DADDY'S WARNINGS ABOUT THIS BOY, HE'S TROUBLE!!
The saddest thing about this whole ordeal is that this poor young man sincerely believes I am a pervert, despite how completely ludicrous the idea is. I fear that he is not in his right mind, and I feel a bit sorry for him. I worry that his warped sense of the world might affect my beloved Haruhi, since they are in the same year and spend some time together. HARUHI HEED DADDY'S WARNINGS ABOUT THIS BOY, HE'S TROUBLE!!