list of activities
the following is a list of happenings in the past year of teaching:
-kid socking another kid with a bag of coins in math
-silly putty (that is all i am saying about that)
-andre(a)
-a kid yanking his tooth out right in my face then blood just spurting out of his mouth
-a kid just stands up and starts puking on the floor
-a kid coming up to me and nearly burns my nose hairs off with the stankiest puke breath ever
-a kid obsessed with her raccoon skull
-kids practicing their cursive through torture lists
-a kid whipping it out in math
-a kid barely falling and saying he busted his arm - thinking he is over reacting state that everything is fine. turns out he did break it.
-kids being out for a month OR TWO! for "family vacations"
-kids dropping the n bomb and f bomb in THIRD GRADE!
-a 3rd grader singing "paradise city" and "sweet child of mine"
-kids knowing who are the Guns N Roses, KISS, Soulja Boy, Snoop Dogg, 50 cent in the 3rd grade
-kids knowing that forever is said "f o r e v e r" thanks to the sandlot!
-a kid farting in his best friend's face on accident
-parking in the principal's parking space for over a month without knowing it was her space - dude it's called a SIGN! how was I supposed to know...
hmmm... i know there is more - just too tired to remember.
-kid socking another kid with a bag of coins in math
-silly putty (that is all i am saying about that)
-andre(a)
-a kid yanking his tooth out right in my face then blood just spurting out of his mouth
-a kid just stands up and starts puking on the floor
-a kid coming up to me and nearly burns my nose hairs off with the stankiest puke breath ever
-a kid obsessed with her raccoon skull
-kids practicing their cursive through torture lists
-a kid whipping it out in math
-a kid barely falling and saying he busted his arm - thinking he is over reacting state that everything is fine. turns out he did break it.
-kids being out for a month OR TWO! for "family vacations"
-kids dropping the n bomb and f bomb in THIRD GRADE!
-a 3rd grader singing "paradise city" and "sweet child of mine"
-kids knowing who are the Guns N Roses, KISS, Soulja Boy, Snoop Dogg, 50 cent in the 3rd grade
-kids knowing that forever is said "f o r e v e r" thanks to the sandlot!
-a kid farting in his best friend's face on accident
-parking in the principal's parking space for over a month without knowing it was her space - dude it's called a SIGN! how was I supposed to know...
hmmm... i know there is more - just too tired to remember.