Getting ready for Radiumhead's birthday party . . .

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and am in the mood for a little Dorothy Parker. This pretty much sums up how I'm feeling right now.

Observation

If I don't drive around the park,
I'm pretty sure to make my mark.
If I'm in bed each night by ten,
I may get back my looks again.
If I abstain from fun and such,
I'll probably amount to much;
But I shall stay the way I am,
Because I do not give a damn.

See ya all later!