This is what she really looks like too, but with black hair...
so there's this security guard at the shopping center where my school is. she's like middle aged, mexican, totally ghetto makeup and has hair like fifty feet high. she's like a crack dealer or something too. one of my teacher's went to school with her, and says she's looked exactly the same since 1973. in a way she reminds me of Divine.
anyways, tonight we had our Extreme Hairstyling Competition at school. i wasn't going to participate, cuz extreme hairstyles generally don't interest me that much (or at least not for competition...), but yesterday i decided to take part in the fun, but not to win, just for my own amusment.
BEHOLD, my take on the security guard, titled Park & Shop Bombshell:
anyways, tonight we had our Extreme Hairstyling Competition at school. i wasn't going to participate, cuz extreme hairstyles generally don't interest me that much (or at least not for competition...), but yesterday i decided to take part in the fun, but not to win, just for my own amusment.
BEHOLD, my take on the security guard, titled Park & Shop Bombshell: