i couldn't help myself

[whore_nun]

notice how decidedly *gay* mine turned out. i am awesome.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, whore_nun sent to me...

Twelve shoes drumming
Eleven hoodies piping
Ten fishnets a-leaping
Nine nerds dancing
Eight tattoos a-milking
Seven sideburns a-swimming
Six naps a-bowling
Five je-e-e-ennifer saunders
Four young ones
Three drag queens
Two john waters
...and a divine in a jennifer tilly.