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Reviewer: MTV rocks
What's wrong with you people???? How can you actually listen to this junk. This loser band yet again makes another crappy album. This time they have this guy called "Rudess" or something lame, a poser who thinks he's the man because he's played a piano or two. Yeah right. This "band" is so unoriginal and talentless that they repeat the same musak throughout their "album". If you listen to the song "overture" (this band also likes to make up words) you'll see that they repeat the same themes and notes later in the album. OMG what a bunch of uncreative lozers. If you take a musician like Avril Lavigne you'll see that she likes to change her music. She knows how to balance pure punk rebelliousness and emotional stuff. These guys could learn a thing or two from Avril. Also in one of her musak videos she's playing a piano. She could give this Rudess a run for his money!! Not only are these posers uncreative, they also use computer effects to make their music sound fast. There is no proof they can actually make these sounds with just instruments (live dvds don't count).
This was a review of Dream Theater's Metropolis Part 2: Scenes From a Memory.
Reviewer: MTV rocks
What's wrong with you people???? How can you actually listen to this junk. This loser band yet again makes another crappy album. This time they have this guy called "Rudess" or something lame, a poser who thinks he's the man because he's played a piano or two. Yeah right. This "band" is so unoriginal and talentless that they repeat the same musak throughout their "album". If you listen to the song "overture" (this band also likes to make up words) you'll see that they repeat the same themes and notes later in the album. OMG what a bunch of uncreative lozers. If you take a musician like Avril Lavigne you'll see that she likes to change her music. She knows how to balance pure punk rebelliousness and emotional stuff. These guys could learn a thing or two from Avril. Also in one of her musak videos she's playing a piano. She could give this Rudess a run for his money!! Not only are these posers uncreative, they also use computer effects to make their music sound fast. There is no proof they can actually make these sounds with just instruments (live dvds don't count).
This was a review of Dream Theater's Metropolis Part 2: Scenes From a Memory.