lemming
In 2007, whoosifer resolves to...
Connect with my inner fascism.
Ask my boss for a life.
Spend more time with my trees.
Volunteer to spend time with eris.
Go drinking three times a week.
Cut down to ten helicopters a day.
the only thing i really think is funny about this is the last line....
On the twelfth day of Christmas, whoosifer sent to me...
Twelve jaythebarbarians drumming
Eleven doktorvoxs piping
Ten eris a-leaping
Nine gods dancing
Eight tattoos a-milking
Seven chaos a-role-playing
Six motorcycles a-drinking
Five ca-a-a-ats
Four trees
Three deities
Two helicopters
...and a death in an army.