#7 (Accidentally Showed Someone Else's Naked Body)
You guys call those things 'Events', right? I think Events should be something that's -- y'know, fun. There should be carnival rides and cotton candy (which -- can be bad, if you've ever met my brother). Not getting stuck in other peoples bodies and stuff.
So I had an interesting day yesterday, and it led to me havin' to add something to my list. Now -- I remember the Duchess lady sayin' somethin about everybody trying something new, but y'know, when she said that I was expecting something a little more normal. Like -- trying sushi for the first time (it tastes like grass and rice, and neither of them are terribly flavorful, so that was not fun).
Needless to say, what I wasn't expecting was to wake up yesterday morning, butt naked with another guy pressin against me from behind. It's also needless to say that I panicked a little bit. I've never been in bed with a gay guy before, after all, but now I guess I know the running away probably wasn't necessary. And the guy I was in bed with didn't seem too happy about that part either. I just don't know how I'm going to make that up.
Oh damn! I didn't even think to check if whoever had my body did anything!
...'Stache is still here, at least. That's a relief.
So I had an interesting day yesterday, and it led to me havin' to add something to my list. Now -- I remember the Duchess lady sayin' somethin about everybody trying something new, but y'know, when she said that I was expecting something a little more normal. Like -- trying sushi for the first time (it tastes like grass and rice, and neither of them are terribly flavorful, so that was not fun).
Needless to say, what I wasn't expecting was to wake up yesterday morning, butt naked with another guy pressin against me from behind. It's also needless to say that I panicked a little bit. I've never been in bed with a gay guy before, after all, but now I guess I know the running away probably wasn't necessary. And the guy I was in bed with didn't seem too happy about that part either. I just don't know how I'm going to make that up.
Oh damn! I didn't even think to check if whoever had my body did anything!
...'Stache is still here, at least. That's a relief.