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[whoneeds_milk]

...WHO THE HELL GAVE ME THIS BOOK?? Is this supposed to be some kind of joke? Because I am SO NOT AMUSED.

LOOK. I am NOT. SHORT. DO NOT CALL ME SHORT, OR I CAN AND WILL CHANGE YOUR PERSPECTIVE. GET IT?

And just what the hell is this about? "The Alchemy of Love and Lust"? Your humour is so not funny.

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[unstressed_ren]

Kid, you're short. Get over it.

[whoneeds_milk]

WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT HIS GROWTH SPURT WAS THAT OF AN ANT'S????

[unstressed_ren]

Heh... Are all humans so sensitive about such silly things?

[whoneeds_milk]

I'm not sensitive. I'm pissed!

[unstressed_ren]

It's all a matter of perspective, kid. I'm taller than you. Therefore, you're shorter than I am. Thus, in my eyes, you're short. Deal with it.

[whoneeds_milk]

Just because you might be tall does not make me SHORT! I'm AVERAGE, THANKS!