Ooo OOO oOo OoO oooeeee Wild Night is Callin
Last night was so crazy, I almost skinny-dipped in a hot-tub full of strangers....Oh wait, it was so crazy I actually SKINNY-DIPPED in a hot tub full of strangers.
BACKSTORY:
Yesterday I started a horrible fad diet. The 72 hour cranberry juice binge one, yeah. And my dumb hypoglycemic ass bought grape-cranberry juice cocktail. THEY WERE ALL FUCKING COCKTAIL!! So I'm completely depleted and starving because I hadn't eaten hardly a thing this week anyway.
Surely enough it's TUESDAY and I must do my stand-up again. I did. It was a lot better than the first time I did it but I don't think I belong there. Eh, well, without experimentation innovation is impossible.
ANYWHO, after the show Brandon, our new friend Katie, and I go to the Lipstick Lounge. I sang 'She-Bop' and we met even more fun, fun, new people (my new favorite pastime), not to mention insanely rich people. So, Brandon and I go over to this guy Paul's unbelievable house. I am shit-faced at this point and we all decide it would be a great idea to have a go in the hottub. IT WAS A GREAT GREAT GREAT IDEA! So 2 gayboys, 1 bi-boy, 1 sayshe'sstraightboy and me are in this tub wearing Paul's swimwear and I say, "It'd be a lot cooler in here if we were all naked." And so we got fucking naked! It was such a premeditated "I Never" moment...
I never skinnydipped.
I never skinny-dipped at a stranger's house.
I never skinny-dipped in a hot tub filled with 4 naked HAWT boys.
I never played Truth or Dare in a hot tub, at a stranger's house, with 4 HAWT naked boys.
SOO much fun. No regrets. I'm pregnant now but, NO REGRETS. ;)
Heidi
BACKSTORY:
Yesterday I started a horrible fad diet. The 72 hour cranberry juice binge one, yeah. And my dumb hypoglycemic ass bought grape-cranberry juice cocktail. THEY WERE ALL FUCKING COCKTAIL!! So I'm completely depleted and starving because I hadn't eaten hardly a thing this week anyway.
Surely enough it's TUESDAY and I must do my stand-up again. I did. It was a lot better than the first time I did it but I don't think I belong there. Eh, well, without experimentation innovation is impossible.
ANYWHO, after the show Brandon, our new friend Katie, and I go to the Lipstick Lounge. I sang 'She-Bop' and we met even more fun, fun, new people (my new favorite pastime), not to mention insanely rich people. So, Brandon and I go over to this guy Paul's unbelievable house. I am shit-faced at this point and we all decide it would be a great idea to have a go in the hottub. IT WAS A GREAT GREAT GREAT IDEA! So 2 gayboys, 1 bi-boy, 1 sayshe'sstraightboy and me are in this tub wearing Paul's swimwear and I say, "It'd be a lot cooler in here if we were all naked." And so we got fucking naked! It was such a premeditated "I Never" moment...
I never skinnydipped.
I never skinny-dipped at a stranger's house.
I never skinny-dipped in a hot tub filled with 4 naked HAWT boys.
I never played Truth or Dare in a hot tub, at a stranger's house, with 4 HAWT naked boys.
SOO much fun. No regrets. I'm pregnant now but, NO REGRETS. ;)
Heidi