SUPN MAG 7 FUSION: New arrival
Title: SUPN Magnificent 7 fusion: New arrival
Author: whomii2
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: No Pairings
Spoilers: None.
Warnings: mild language
Disclaimer: I own nothing
Summary: return of an old "friend" and arrival of some new ones...
Word Count: 355
Notes: Supernatural characters in Magnificent 7 TV show old-west setting. (john winchester=Chris, Dean=Buck, Cas=Vin, Gabriel=Ezra, Bobby=Josiah (sort of), Sam and Rufus round out the seven)
The diverse members of the seven were agreed on one thing: Chuck Shurley was an idiot.
The seven had been making their way back to Four Corners from Willow Ridge when Cas’s keen tracker’s eyes had spotted a wagon over on the side of the road. As they grew closer they recognized the familiar form of the writer Chuck Shurley, who was hopping about more agitated than a frog in a frying pan. As they came up to the wagon they discovered the reason for Chuck’s distress--a heavily pregnant woman in labor.
Apparently Chuck’s novels of the seven’s exploits had won not only notoriety for the seven, but a wife for Chuck. Chuck’s wife Becky was a great fan and had insisted on making the trip out west to meet the seven, her delicate condition not withstanding. The seven jumped as Becky let out a shriek, but settled down uncertainly when they learned it was only at her spotting Sam, not a labor pain. Sam was blushing and politely averting his eyes from Becky sprawled in the back of the wagon.
The others shuffled out of the way to let Rufus take charge, although privately they weren’t too sure that his experiences as a stretcher bearer during the civil war would have covered this particular situation. Their concerns about Rufus’s abilities evaporated in place of more pressing matters when Rufus announced that he was going to need an assistant.
John and Bobby stared at each other, each silently daring the other to step up to the challenge. Sam blushed an even deeper shade of red and intensified his scrutiny of the surrounding cacti. Cas was frozen in place with his eyes big as saucers. Gabriel resolved the dilemma when he shoved Dean forward and announced that Dean had the most experience with women’s privates. Dean turned to glare at Gabriel, unsure whether to be insulted or flattered. He broke into a smug grin when he decided on flattered - after all, he did have a lot of experience.
Rufus clapped his hands and rubbed them together gleefully as he said “All right then, lets git-r-done”