POI fic: Better Watch Out
TITLE: POI fic - Better Watch Out
AUTHOR: whomii2
RATING: G
SUMMARY: It isn't Santa Reese should worry about...(aka when good holiday fic go---strange)
He sees when you are sleeping...And he knows when you're awake...He knows if you've been bad or good...
Reese smirked at the overheard carol blaring from a nearby speaker, deciding to indulge in a little teasing to pass the time.
“Why don’t you admit the truth Finch, you’re Santa Claus you sly devil!”
“Hardly, Mr. Reese. I merely supply consulting services as a sort of tech support. Monitoring so many people nowadays can be a daunting task, to say nothing of organizing and collating the data.”
Reese smirked even wider and continued “So do you have a pair of elf shoes tucked away in the back of your closet?”
“Certainly not. The uniforms are only worn by full-time employees. And Mr. Kringle could never afford my services on such a basis. While highly esteemed, he runs a not-for-profit organization that barely covers the cost of feeding and housing his staff. Though he does throw the best holiday parties and always leaves a nice tasteful gift this time of year. Fortunately, his colleague has a much more profitable endeavor.”
“His colleague?”
“The Tooth Fairy. He contributed quite a bit toward my considerable fortune in return for my handling his investments. All those dimes and nickels add up when you consider the world’s population. And he owes me a favor so I would suggest that you desist in your attempts to annoy me as he isn’t above taking a hands-on approach to collecting teeth. I would also recommend your sleeping with one eye open if I didn’t know that was your usual habit.”
AUTHOR: whomii2
RATING: G
SUMMARY: It isn't Santa Reese should worry about...(aka when good holiday fic go---strange)
He sees when you are sleeping...And he knows when you're awake...He knows if you've been bad or good...
Reese smirked at the overheard carol blaring from a nearby speaker, deciding to indulge in a little teasing to pass the time.
“Why don’t you admit the truth Finch, you’re Santa Claus you sly devil!”
“Hardly, Mr. Reese. I merely supply consulting services as a sort of tech support. Monitoring so many people nowadays can be a daunting task, to say nothing of organizing and collating the data.”
Reese smirked even wider and continued “So do you have a pair of elf shoes tucked away in the back of your closet?”
“Certainly not. The uniforms are only worn by full-time employees. And Mr. Kringle could never afford my services on such a basis. While highly esteemed, he runs a not-for-profit organization that barely covers the cost of feeding and housing his staff. Though he does throw the best holiday parties and always leaves a nice tasteful gift this time of year. Fortunately, his colleague has a much more profitable endeavor.”
“His colleague?”
“The Tooth Fairy. He contributed quite a bit toward my considerable fortune in return for my handling his investments. All those dimes and nickels add up when you consider the world’s population. And he owes me a favor so I would suggest that you desist in your attempts to annoy me as he isn’t above taking a hands-on approach to collecting teeth. I would also recommend your sleeping with one eye open if I didn’t know that was your usual habit.”