TERROR PIGEON!*
There is a pigeon outside my office. In order to visit my boss, I have to walk outside, pass the pigeon, and enter the other office. (They claim this building was once a motel. They also say that where there is now a patch of grass there was once a swimming pool, but too many people would dive from the balconies. Smart, huh?) Anyway, it just about attacks you when you walk past it. I do not like this. I also fear that where there's one pigeon, there will soon be many.
*Concept borrowed from wperoundup.
*Concept borrowed from wperoundup.