(no subject)
You know... people rarely believe me when I tell them I personally know a god of destruction.
That is, of course, until they're house vanishes into a small black hole.
Twice.
With their dog.
And a note saying:
Yes, Joe Miceli DOES know a god of destruction.
Bitch.
Sincerely,
god of destruction
PS: I saved your cat }:)
...
and when they don't have a cat, they find a stray, and it wil never leave them alone.
And then the note says "PS please take care of this cat. Thanks. }:)"
That is, of course, until they're house vanishes into a small black hole.
Twice.
With their dog.
And a note saying:
Yes, Joe Miceli DOES know a god of destruction.
Bitch.
Sincerely,
god of destruction
PS: I saved your cat }:)
...
and when they don't have a cat, they find a stray, and it wil never leave them alone.
And then the note says "PS please take care of this cat. Thanks. }:)"