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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I gave imnotchris a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In July I broke winampninja's X-Box (-12 points). Last Monday I helped googleybear1030 hide a body (-173 points). In June I put gum in lone_wolf_wtd's hair (-12 points). In October I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-902 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
whoknowsy05